Mage Master in the Dungeon of Love by Will Evergreen

BRUE For the honor of King Rom, I have slain thee, ogre!

RHEA You don’t have to say that every time you kill something.

CALVERN You waste your words, sorceress. He always does that!

BRUE I am going to use the key I found on the ogre to open the gate.

RHEA Let me cast the spell of detecting first.

BRUE No need. I am sure the ogre was the challenge.

CARVERN It’s an ice dragon!!!

RHEA You see!

BRUE That’s not fair. Mage Master!!!

GARY Your fault, dude. Lady Rhea tried to warn you.

CALVERN I’m at level seven luck. Let me roll for it.

BRUE Oh man, my mom’s calling me. I’m already late for calculus tutoring.

CALVERN/BARNEY We are in the middle of combat, Randy.

GARY Yeah, Randy! You said you could stay until 8. I spent all night drawing this dungeon map.