Mage Master in the Dungeon of Love by Will Evergreen

BRUE
For the honor of King Rom, I have slain thee, ogre!
RHEA
You don’t have to say that every time you kill something.
CALVERN
You waste your words, sorceress. He always does that!
BRUE
I am going to use the key I found on the ogre to open the gate.
RHEA
Let me cast the spell of detecting first.
BRUE
No need. I am sure the ogre was the challenge.
CARVERN
It’s an ice dragon!!!
RHEA You see!
BRUE
That’s not fair. Mage Master!!!
GARY
Your fault, dude. Lady Rhea tried to warn you.
CALVERN
I’m at level seven luck. Let me roll for it.
BRUE
Oh man, my mom’s calling me. I’m already late for calculus tutoring.
CALVERN/BARNEY
We are in the middle of combat, Randy.
GARY
Yeah, Randy! You said you could stay until 8. I spent all night drawing this dungeon map.