Mage Master in the Dungeon of Love by Will Evergreen
For the honor of King Rom, I have slain thee, ogre!
You don’t have to say that every time you kill something.
You waste your words, sorceress. He always does that!
I am going to use the key I found on the ogre to open the gate.
Let me cast the spell of detecting first.
No need. I am sure the ogre was the challenge.
It’s an ice dragon!!!
RHEA You see!
That’s not fair. Mage Master!!!
Your fault, dude. Lady Rhea tried to warn you.
I’m at level seven luck. Let me roll for it.
Oh man, my mom’s calling me. I’m already late for calculus tutoring.
We are in the middle of combat, Randy.
Yeah, Randy! You said you could stay until 8. I spent all night drawing this dungeon map.